Beating a bully

So Zed told this story and came up with a great idea as we were wandering through the supermarket.

His story went like this...

Imagine that a bully is bothering you, but he's lactose intolerant, so you stop him from being mean by using a can of spray cheese!

"Keep that can of spray cheese away from me!" screams the bully.

"Heh-heh-heh," replies my son.

Such is the mind of my eight year old boy.