Monday, July 4, 2011

Dragons Attack Penguins

(When team rep's away, the team still has to play...)

My Fellow Dragons:

So, I ain't gonna be there tomorrow night.


Therefore on someone else's shoulders will lay heavy the responsibilities of making the l
ines, motivating the team, risk offending the entire squad with some only moderately acceptable swearing, while keeping all of it in-check with some obscure literary reference.

As a warm-up for the game and perhaps as a cheat sheet should someone need it...


Alex will be on defence with Veeg. We're tied in points with the Penguins so there's no reason not to beat them but we have to watch #29. I want to apologize for the funny way your mom was walking after the Canada Day firework excitement (if you know what I mean!). And did anyone else catch
Christopher Hitchen's analysis of David Mamet's newly discovered right-wing leanings? -- American Buffalo Gets Slapped Down!

There you go. At least that'll get you started.


9:00 in # 3 against the Penguins.


And don't think of that cute little cuddly penguin from the Bugs Bunny cartoons when you take to the ice. No-no-no!

Think instead of the vicious penguins from Garth Ennis and John McCrea's "Hitman" comic book story entitled "Zombie Night at the Gotham Aquarium". And remember: zombie penguins -- they deserve no mercy.

Have fun tomorrow night. I'll be thinking of y'all taking a spiritual and symbolic bat to those red-eyed brain-hungry fiends.


Best of luck,
Kevin.