(Here is the team's greeting of a non-greeting nature from last week. Due to our playoff schedule, we actually had the week off. Oh what to do on a hockey-free weekend...?)
Dragons this Sunday...
... are not playing.
We've got the weekend off before we do battle *next weekend* Sunday, March 20 at 2:30 against a team to be determined.
I will, of course, send you a reminder about the game next week. I might even mention antelopes in the e-mail; we'll have to see how it goes.
Until then, enjoy your Dragons-free Sunday. And, hey, here's an idea: don't tell your partner that there is no game -- make it sound like it's *your idea* to make the day hockey-free!
She'll say, "You want to spend the whole day with me? You're willing to miss hockey so we can have all this time together? You are so sweet!"
And you can reply "Yes. Yes I am. And you're worth it, my little love pillow."
And later, that night, as she's wearing her especially functional evening gear and climbs into bed, you'll be able to roll over, fall asleep and snore with the satisfaction of knowing that calling her 'love pillow' is something no man has ever dared do before and you will never, ever be able to do again, but by missing hockey you were allowed this one time to get away with something that sounded oh so very stupid.
Isn't that a great idea? -- Enjoy your week off. See you next Sunday.
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