Sunday, February 28, 2010
The Game That Will Decide
Friday, February 26, 2010
Advice vs. Care
I would never say that a woman is a better parent than a man.
And within ten years, no one was talking about how blondes have more fun. <--
But, when it comes to being a parent, I think women are probably better at being mothers.
Let me explain...
Try this: picture someone who is described as “fatherly”. Or imagine how the word “fatherly” is used.
Usually the word would be used in the context of “fatherly advice” which would be a father figure sitting and handing down words of wisdom much like Moses did (but probably without the big tablets coming down the mountain) ...
“Never trump your partner’s Ace.”
I picture a Fred McMurray or Dick Van Patton fatherly figure giving insight and advice. He’s usually smoking a pipe and wearing slippers. He sets his newspaper down and looks pensive before he speaks. He probably won't give you a hug, but the warmth radiates from him nonetheless.
(Which makes me wonder if there are any good Father Figures on tv today. Is there anyone on tv in a fatherly role that you would want to turn to for advice? -- Charlie Sheen in “Two and a Half Men”? – Yuk! Michael C. Hall in “Dexter”? -Yipes! And look at all of the characters with Daddy issues in “Lost” – Jack, Sawyer, Kate, Ben, Locke, Hurley, Michael & Walt! Where have all the good fathers gone?!?)
But do the same thing with the word “motherly” and it’s images of caring and nurturing and acceptance.
My soon to be 10 year old son, Gee, was incredibly ill yesterday. High fever, headaches, throwing up – the whole Technicolor mess.
My wife had to head into work for the day so I stayed home with him.
"Don't worry, you'll feel better soon," I said.
"We have an appointment to see the doctor at 11:45. You'll feel better after we see the doctor."
And as he was puking his stomach contents out, I was saying to him, “Don’t worry, it all has to come out. You’re doing fine.” And back to what was obviously my favourite line: "You’ll feel better soon.”
The sad thing was that over and over he kept asking me if I was mad at him. And honest to god I wasn’t. I was worried. But my concerns must have looked like anger and frustration. And again I said something fatherly like “You’ll feel better soon. You just have to get that stuff out of your system.”
His mum phoned to see how he was doing and I told her we had a doctor's appointment. I then put Gee on the phone and he cried as he was talking with mother because he just felt so horribly sick. And my wife told me that she was leaving work and she would meet us at the doctor’s office and then came back home afterwards.
Doctor saw him. It's strep throat. We get the medicine. We all come home.
Later that afternoon, after the medicine kicked in, Gee fell sound asleep in his mum’s arms. He looked secure, safe and at peace. He looked like all good boys should look in the comfort of their mother’s arms.
That night, reviewing the day’s worth of medicine, vomiting, fever and pain, my wife said to me, “The doctor once told me that sometimes the best medicine is just being held.”
But my wife wanted to be there to see it through. Not because I couldn’t do it, but she just felt that she had to be there for her own peace of mind.
The Weight of the World
Howard Hughes was right
Monday, February 22, 2010
Pizza Scientist
There are moments where your child says something that you will remember forever, when they say something that you will never forget.
Sometimes what he says is like a single flower that is beautiful and gentle and unexpectedly gorgeous. Other times it arrives like a huge overflowing amazing bouquet of dazzling wonderment and you end up thinking, “Wow, where did this come from?”
Walking home after picking the boys up from school, Zed (who is seven) was holding my hand and chatting away when he looked up and asked me…
“Dad, what do you want me to be when I grow up?”
And I was momentarily speechless because of the question.
I was speechless because the question is usually reversed and asked by the adult looking down (physically and perhaps even emotionally) at the child. I remember my step-grandmother asking me the question when I was a teenager and me giving a less than genuine response.
And I was also speechless because I did want to give him a sincere answer. What did I want him to be when he grew up?
With a lot of wheels turning and steam rising from my head, I eventually replied, “I want you to do whatever makes you happy. If you enjoy what you’re doing, that would be great.”
Zed gave my response some thought and replied, “I want to be a scientist.”
“If that’s what you want to be, that would be great,” I said.
But he wasn’t finished yet. “And a pizza maker. I want to be a scientist and a pizza maker.”
“Ahhh, so a scientist by day, but a pizza maker by night?”
“No, I would be a pizza maker during the day. That way I could have pizza for lunch.”
“And you’d be a scientist at night?”
“No, I’d make pizza for lunch and dinner. And then I’d be a scientist after.”
“Okay,” I replied.
But this is the kicker…
He continued, “And as a scientist, I would discover a formula so that you and Mum would never die. That way you could stay with me forever.”
And again, I was speechless at his insight. But even more so this time.
--> I think that at age seven the idea of your parents’ death must tickle the back of their mind. Not quite a toothache that is constantly prodded into focus with each slip of the tongue. Perhaps it’s more like a rip in a pair of jeans – it should be patched, but it can’t be perfectly patched, so you’re aware of their faults and you wear them a little more carefully and you try not to think about when they’re going to have to be thrown out.
(That’s right: all parents are like a pair of jeans that each child will eventually wear out, grow out of and that will eventually be cast aside. All I can hope is that I am a comfortable, all-time favourite pair of jeans.) <--
I finally responded, “Zed, that sounds lovely. So you would be a pizza maker by day, have pizza for lunch and dinner, and then be a scientist at night.”
“Yes. And when I found the formula, I would invent a grenade and blow up the lab.”
“Reee-ally?” I replied.
“Yes. Oh! No! I also want to discover a formula to make dogs talk.”
--> We don’t have a dog, so of course Zed is fascinated by them. Loves them. Loves the idea of them. But hates the thought of having to clean up their poop. “Zed,” we say, “you know you’d have to pick up their poo.” “Welll,” he responds, “Maybe we could…” And somehow it turns from a discussion about puppies into a discussion of how to avoid picking up poo. <--
“So you would be a pizza maker by day, scientist by night, discover a formula to make Mummy and me live forever, and then a formula to make dogs talk. And then you’d blow up the lab?”
“Yes. That’s right.”
And I smiled at him as I held his hand and said, “If that’s what you want to do, it sounds lovely.”
In summary…
He will give food to the world. He will make it a better place for parents and dogs. And then, when he is done, he will leave in a blaze of glory.
Not a bad plan.